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Alice steps through a mirror into a world laid out like a chessboard, where flowers talk, Humpty Dumpty explains words in the most annoying way possible, and Tweedledee and Tweedledum are about to have a battle over a rattle. If Alice can cross the whole board, she becomes a queen. Logic runs backwards here, and it is delightful.
Alice climbs through the drawing room mirror and finds a world arranged as a chessboard, where she is a pawn who can become queen by crossing to the eighth square. Flowers argue with her, Tweedledee and Tweedledum recite a poem about a walrus before their toy battle, Humpty Dumpty explains that words mean what he chooses, and a White Knight with hopeless inventions escorts her to the border, falling off his horse the whole way.
Underneath the nonsense is a playground for logic and language. Carroll, a mathematician, keeps asking how meaning works: names, opposites, time running backward, a queen who remembers the future. The jokes are puzzles in costume. Alice's good sense is the straight line the crooked world bends around, and growing up is presented as learning the rules of a game nobody fully explains.
It survives because the nonsense is engineered, not random, and lands differently at every age. Watch the final question the book asks about who dreamed whom: child Alice, or the Red King, asleep the whole time.
Alice climbs through the drawing room mirror into a world laid out like a chessboard, where everything is backwards and the verses she recites keep changing in her mouth. Lewis Carroll's sequel gives us Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Humpty Dumpty, the Walrus and the Carpenter, and the Jabberwock, and it is every bit as inventive as Wonderland.
The first chapter
White Pawn (Alice) to play, and win in eleven moves.
Alice meets R. Q.
Alice Through Q.’s 3rd (by railway) to Q.’s 4th (Tweedledum And Tweedledee)
Alice meets W. Q. (with shawl)
Alice to Q.’s 5th (shop, river, shop)
Alice to Q.’s 6th (Humpty Dumpty)
Alice to Q.’s 7th (forest)
W. Kt. takes R. Kt.
Alice to Q.’s 8th (Coronation)
Alice becomes Queen
Alice Castles (feast)
Alice takes R. Q. and wins
R. Q. to K. R.’s 4th
W. Q. to Q. B.’s 4th (after shawl)
W. Q. to Q. B.’s 5th (becomes sheep)
W. Q. to K. B.’s 8th (leaves egg on shelf)
W. Q. to Q. B.’s 8th (flying from R. Kt.)
R. Kt. to K.’s 2nd (check)
W. Kt. to K. B.’s 5th
R. Q. to K.’s Sq. (Examination)
Queens castle
W. to Q. R.’s 6th (soup)
White Pawn (Alice) to play, and win in eleven moves.
Alice meets R. Q.
Alice Through Q.’s 3rd (by railway) to Q.’s 4th (Tweedledum And Tweedledee)
Alice meets W. Q. (with shawl)
Alice to Q.’s 5th (shop, river, shop)
Alice to Q.’s 6th (Humpty Dumpty)
Alice to Q.’s 7th (forest)
W. Kt. takes R. Kt.
Alice to Q.’s 8th (Coronation)
Alice becomes Queen
Alice Castles (feast)
Alice takes R. Q. and wins
R. Q. to K. R.’s 4th
W. Q. to Q. B.’s 4th (after shawl)
W. Q. to Q. B.’s 5th (becomes sheep)
W. Q. to K. B.’s 8th (leaves egg on shelf)
W. Q. to Q. B.’s 8th (flying from R. Kt.)
R. Kt. to K.’s 2nd (check)
W. Kt. to K. B.’s 5th
R. Q. to K.’s Sq. (Examination)
Queens castle
W. to Q. R.’s 6th (soup)
Source: Standard Ebooks. Published 1871. Author died 1898. Public domain worldwide. Share this book: WhatsApp